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Solution: Obama Replaces Leno on NBC

Friday, January 8, 2010

President Obama sucks up an incredible amount of television time. He’s seen making a speech, a statement, a clarification, an announcement at least five days a week since last January. This must cost the networks and cable channels a bundle in lost advertising.

Barack Obama on NBC with his new show, "The Barack Obama Show"

Why not give Barack Obama, Leno’s 10PM slot on NBC, so he can spout, pontificate and lecture us direct from the White House. It will save NBC from spending more money on the Jay Leno Show disaster and keep President Obama from lying to us during daylight hours.

It would also serve as terrific cross promotional programming, since the Congress meets and votes on crappy legislation in the dead of night too.

His first guest could be Janet Napolitano regaling us on how shocked she was to realize that Al  Qaeda is trying to kill us by sending young muslim males on airplanes loaded with explosives. Think of the ratings!

Here’s a sample of how scintillating and reassuring Janet can be.

Posted: 1300PT


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  1. Friday, January 8, 2010 5:03 pm

    Just got done reading down through all the posts currently front page. And the best way to put this is that the TOTUS is a bubbling puddle of feline diarrhea, with all the succinct aroma of rot.

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