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My 12 Wishes For Christmas

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Well I’m getting in the Christmas spirit, so here are my 12 wishes:

1: The U.S. and Israel conduct a preemptive strike on Iran’s Nuclear reactors

2: A couple of Hellfire missiles fired from a Global Hawk Air Force drone score a direct hit on Osama Bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri

3: Rudy Guilani officially announces his run for 2008 Presidency

4: Saddam Hussein will be hung to death in the center of Baghdad.

5: Jimmy Carter will choke while eating a bowl of chicken soup

6: John Kerry resigns from the Senate to work for CNN covering the 2008 elections

7: Senator Bill Nelson (D) Florida, arrested for treason.

8: AP admits fraudulent reporting and Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll is fired.

9: Kim Jong-Il dies from syphilis

10: Kofi Anan indicted for corruption and fraud

11: Rosie O’Donnell fired from the View

12: Borat elected President of Kazakhstan

Posted: 00:30PST 12/14/06


4 Comments leave one →
  1. jainphx permalink
    Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:33 pm

    #7 is a must,the other 11 in importance order.#5 and hope it was a Jewish chicken.#1 make the sand glow with retribution.#6 resigned because his Naval records were finally made public for all to see his DD.#9 contracted from a Transvestite.All the rest are tied.A good post,thanks.

  2. Thursday, December 14, 2006 4:12 pm

    As long as we can get #7, #1, and #8, the rest are just cream.

  3. Thursday, December 14, 2006 4:27 pm

    Great post.
    Make Chanukah wishes and you get 96 wishes -12 new ones every one of the eight nights.

  4. Khan permalink
    Tuesday, December 19, 2006 6:26 am

    My wish, the 12 wishes may not be fulfill!

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