My 12 Wishes For Christmas
Well I’m getting in the Christmas spirit, so here are my 12 wishes:
1: The U.S. and Israel conduct a preemptive strike on Iran’s Nuclear reactors
2: A couple of Hellfire missiles fired from a Global Hawk Air Force drone score a direct hit on Osama Bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri
3: Rudy Guilani officially announces his run for 2008 Presidency
4: Saddam Hussein will be hung to death in the center of Baghdad.
5: Jimmy Carter will choke while eating a bowl of chicken soup
6: John Kerry resigns from the Senate to work for CNN covering the 2008 elections
7: Senator Bill Nelson (D) Florida, arrested for treason.
8: AP admits fraudulent reporting and Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll is fired.
9: Kim Jong-Il dies from syphilis
10: Kofi Anan indicted for corruption and fraud
11: Rosie O’Donnell fired from the View
12: Borat elected President of Kazakhstan
Posted: 00:30PST 12/14/06
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#7 is a must,the other 11 in importance order.#5 and hope it was a Jewish chicken.#1 make the sand glow with retribution.#6 resigned because his Naval records were finally made public for all to see his DD.#9 contracted from a Transvestite.All the rest are tied.A good post,thanks.
As long as we can get #7, #1, and #8, the rest are just cream.
Great post.
Make Chanukah wishes and you get 96 wishes -12 new ones every one of the eight nights.
My wish, the 12 wishes may not be fulfill!